#batmanstrology

Disclaimer: these aren’t limited to my own habits, but include 4 other peoples habits

Aries: imitating the fighting male turkeys from “Free Bird”… but only in the kitchen

Taurus: Leaving the bag of bread on the floor

Gemini: high fiving, then smoothly transitioning into a dab

Cancer: laughing and curling into oneself after telling a particularly terrible joke

Leo: Having the tv volume end only in fives and zeros

Virgo: randomly hiding under my bed

Libra: Asking if we’ve said grace not even a minute after we did

Scorpio: Subconsciously scratching others’ backs

Sagittarius: Hissing at the dog whenever he does something bad

Capricorn: Eating oatmeal when upset

Aquarius: Making dinosaur noises whenever toes are stubbed

(Long version)

Things I would rather be thoughts at the back of my head but I’m addicted to hurting

Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio

I could always be, whatever you wanted, but not what you needed, especially when you been needing me

Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

All of these feelings don’t mean shit to m ‘cause it’s all just chemicals anyway

Libra, Gemini, Capricorn

Just saying what I’m supposed to say ‘cause I had nothing for you, I can’t love when I don’t even love myself

(Short version)

Cause I’ve had the best of the worst sides

Aries, Virgo, Taurus

Who said it must be all or nothing?

Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio

’Cause I’m a fucking mess sometimes

Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn

Swear lying’s the only rush I need