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my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

People, I’m reporting from Ankara, Turkey, from my thankfully safe home… This is one of the strangest events in the Turkish history, and no one knows if it’s a real military coup, or a “fake” one organized by the government so that they can get stronger than ever. Right now, there are tons of jet planes flying above the city and bombing different places, such as the “palace” of Erdogan, the parliament, the building of the political party AKP, the national intelligence agency of Turkey.

Erdogan literally told people to get out, to the streets, and protest the coup, and “stand in front of the tanks”. And, shockingly, they did. Now, people are out in the streets, chanting “Allahu Akbar!” and attacking the soldiers. Everyone’s gone crazy, I’m so afraid that this will lead to a war.

The military took over the national channel of Turkey and forced a reporter to read out a declaration about the martial law. Now, the government has taken the channel back. The soldiers are getting arrested one by one. They declared that they had taken control of the coup, and I’m sure that everyone will consider them (the government, Erdogan, etc.) “heroes” from now on.

There are deaths, deaths of policemen, civilians… It’s scary, I’ve never experienced something like this. I don’t know how this happened, I don’t know who did this, I don’t know what’s happening and what’s gonna happen. I don’t know what kind of a country I will wake up to, if I can convince myself to go to sleep in this chaos. I don’t know if it’ll be martial law or Sharia law, or Erdogan declaring himself a dictator. I’m confused as hell.

But there is one truth: whoever did this, and for whatever reason they did this, this is not okay… I, and all the other people of Turkey, do not deserve to experience this fear, violence and chaos. Whatever happens, happens to the innocent. Let this be heard from all around the world, something strange, and something COMPLETELY CRAZY is going on. Let this be heard, this shouldn’t be forgotten. The world shouldn’t forget how a group of people literally played, and are still playing, with us like we’re toys.

In the following hours, they may cut off our internet, they may ban us from sharing the news with the world, they have done it before. For the sake of the people of Turkey, and for the sake of our world’s future;

Due to the down run of this nations corrupt corporate run government and laws that can be morally unjust and in and out of itself unlawful I have decided to run for Texas governor in the not so distant future in the event of the downfall of this nation to prevent one of the wealthiest and richest states to fall within the nation that’s already crumbling I have worked on policies that will help bring in more economic growth, better trading deals, •corporations that use the people’s taxes for their funding have to reimburse said tax payers in a period of time •unjust tax that does not go towards the people and the betterment of our enviornment •no private companies anything and everything has a say by the people. •Elections and said policy hearings will be a must, so businesses at the expense of the government will give employees day off for their government, because they are the government( and no it won’t be chaos, there will be steps taken and scheduling that will make this transition smoother) •Education will be separated from core curriculum, we will develop systems that help students learn and exceed and succeed within their own capabilities •immigration will actually benefit us in the long run in my taxation policies •taxation won’t be by force but by your willingness to help your nation excel and prosper •the people’s government will be run by the people, not single entities, or corporate sponsored candidates •candidates have to be sponsored by the people, as such that the candidate must prove citizen popularity and political popularity •police will only be around to enforce certain laws, the power of moral and lawabiding goes to the people as such that they have in their hands the right to better their community at no harm of his peers or the state. •The Death penalty will be a thing, I won’t be wasting the people’s tax money to keep murderers and rapist alive and out on the street, we will have hearings and have an average of 8 years after the verdict and your acceptance or appeal If you appeal youll be given time to disprove your case, other wise you will be executed. •State and religion will be separate, so will family and state, community and government. •the legalization of marijuana will be a must as it will provide us with the ability to use it as a alternative resource of material. •People will own land and not pay taxes for it after they’re done paying the house off.