I cannot lose myself

Clark looks up from his computer at the new intern. “Oh, no,” he says. “You caught me.”

“Clark, you pull this shit every time, man,” his desk neighbor Steve says. “Shut the fuck up.”

“No, the kid’s right, I’m Superman,” Clark says. He gets out of his seat and cracks his back out. “I guess we’re gonna have a superhero fight.”

“Clark, sit back down.”

“Nope. Superhero fight.”

“Clark if you don’t sit the hell back down and finish your article by lunch I am going to tell Perry on you.”

Clark points at the intern. “You get off easy this time, buddy,” he says, and sits back down. 

“So…” the intern says, very lost. “Uh…”

Intern: “Ahahahah Superman in Kansas tilling the fields at superspeed, that’s a good one. What, if the tractor breaks down, do you just pick it up and take it back to the barn?”

Clark: “Nah, between my ex-ray vision and my heat vision I can generally find whatever the problem is and do a spotweld if necessary so long as I know where to get the parts - once had to nip over to South Korea because I didn’t want to wait 6 weeks for the ship to get there.”

Intern: “Bahahaha classic, Clark you are so funny! Superman fixing tractors with his heat vision, oh that’s a good one.”

But this is wrong. It is fucking wrong that she is being punished for her political views. She was writing the fucking Red Hood, how the fuck are you justifying cancelling her book because she celebrated a Nazi's death.

Jesus Christ you guys she's a trans woman. He wanted her and her entire community dead, so of fucking course she didn't react to the news by saying "political violence is never the answer uwu" because he sure as shit didn't say that about her and her community.

I'm not a fan of GFM. She's done some stuff I don't agree with, and I do not enjoy her writing. That does not mean she should be censored and punished like this. I will not be celebrating the fact that Red Hood is cancelled, because my community is more important than my fandom.

It is so incredibly transparent that this is another case of a trans woman being burned at the stake for the smallest mistake (if you view what she said as a mistake), and I hope we can all recognize that and fucking support her even if we disagree with her other choices.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.