Sad Since '98

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

I want to road trip and watch sunsets and get drunk on the beach

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

Queen shit

what type of bug is this

everyday. it’s an email about the Coronavirus. as if regular emails weren’t bad enough.

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest