Call Me Nameless

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

oncewasneverisfood

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

eminem is my spirit animal

oncewasneverisfood

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER CHARACTER IN A BOOK!!

IM SO SATISFIED

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties