You gonnna eat those twinks?

Name I'm gonna go by here is Victor (take a guess why) and I write stories!

I'm always willing to talk about my hyperfixions and that includes Dispatch!

I absolutely love that game mostly because of everyone's favorite coke bat.

Anyways, if you'd like to see what I write, here's my master list!

Secrets Revealed

Sonar sat at Roberts desk, silently spinning in his chair with Coupé sitting on the dispatcher's desk. It was the day after one of them was supposed to be cut and they…they still couldn’t believe it. Somebody had stood up for them. Them. The bat freak and the ex-assassin. The ones that made their last dispatcher quiet while crying. “He actually stood up for us.” Sonar whispered. “So you have said.” Coupé whispered as well.

Robert's side Job

Summary: He just needed the money, that's all. He needed food for Beef, money for laundry, groceries that weren't from the community pantry, money for his medicine... He just needed the money. It's...It's not like he enjoyed this type of job.

My Ko-fi:

Apparently I have Mild levoscoliosis of the lumbar spine.

Which means my back is curving to the left (according to Google) and it's been the cause of my horrible back pain.

So they started me on muscle relaxers and they have said that I may have to go to physical therapy from how bad the pain is.

And they also stated that if it gets any worse than I may need to get back surgery...that my insurance doesn't cover.

So that's how my Friday went!

So I was playing the Sims and I made the house be a Flambert household complete with Beef!

I just got a house off the gallery because I was lazy.

I got up after making sure they were okay because I wanted a cold soda...I ended up making Popcorn too so I was outta the room for about five minutes because I was trying to find a bowl for the buttery goodness.

Then I walked in, sat down and noticed Robert was gone and Chad was asleep in bed. I got confused, changed to him...just in time for him to be dropped off by aliens.

I thought nothing of it since all my sims that got abducted have always taken two abductions to get pregnant.

I then had him go to bed and set up their needs for the morning...then a while later Robert got sick.

So I made him take a test and...yeah. He was pregnant.

The first thing outta my mouth was: KATON! YOU WERE NEXT!

My brother looked up from his book, gave me a look...then threw his Gengar at me.

So yeah, instead of Robert getting pregnant with Chad's kid...he got pregnant with Phens' baby.

It was literally:

Chad: Let's have a baby!

Robert: Yes! First let me check out those weird lights outside! *Goes outside*

Katon-Ur:

Like they just side eye the other person and smile stiffly, secretly glaring at the other person. They just straight up have murderous thoughts about the person until Robert turns to them and praises them for jobs well done and offers to host a party for everyone at his apartment.

Almost immediately they're perked up and cheering.

Bonus: Z-Team + Royd to the rando

Do we fuck with a protective Appa Shroud?

Hey guys, I just wanted to alert y'all that I will be making the Flambae chapter a bit shorter than the others due to the fact that I may be going to the hospital for my back and I will be taking care of my grandma after her shoulder replacement surgery.

As of right now I am up to 2k+ words and plan on posting sometime tomorrow afternoon!

I'm really sorry but this month is going to be very stressful and most likely painful so I wanna be able to get ya something before everything takes over.

Thank you for your understanding and I thank you for waiting so patiently.

I threw my back out this morning so I couldn't walk to the store today so I got delivery and it's on it's way but I asked for strawberries and taco meat for tonight and I even put fucking substatutions (I can't fecking spell) but they completely ignored my choices and it won't let me chat with my shopper.

Thank you very much my friend!!

Yes he can!

Also Robert has 100% done this, just to fuck with Z-Team.

Fembert: Alright everyone, my name is Robin Robertson and-

Z-Team: WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBERT?!

Fembert: ...he died.

Z-Team: WHAT?!

Chase: *smacks Robert across the head* Boy, you better stop fucking with them before -

Z-Team: *tumble out of Mals' portal*

Sonar: *immediately jumps up but is immediately distracted by the new dispatchers boobs* ...nice tits

Chase:

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Thoughts? (And prayers)

i...honey...you gonna get crushed the first time y'all sleep together. It don't even have to be sexual! He rolls over in his sleep and yer done, yer a pancake!