Bat Backstage

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

Hey um so since Eridians basically stop moving or breathing or showing signs of life when they sleep maybe it’s hard to tell when they die. So Rocky sat there for days, forcing himself to stay awake because he could not fathom that they were all dead. He stayed up because he was the last and someone had to watch them. Eventually his body gave out and he slept for the first time knowing no one was watching. I wonder if he thinks it’s his fault they passed because he was the last one awake and should have kept watching them…I wonder how long it took before he finally admitted they were gone and threw the bodies into space…

Thinking about how aliens would respond to the English phrase "better to ask forgiveness than permission." Like imagine that one survives in whatever language we evolve and the aliens are like "Do Not. EVER. Follow a human who says it's better to ask forgiveness than permission unless you are willing to go to space prison for them."

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically