I'm on the couch tour from hell

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

I think I speak for everyone when I say I want this to be a real show…

Luke’s face is what makes this.

that bald kid from avatar

bong?

water

no he was an air blender