god damn shit fuck

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

bro last night was a danimals sweepstakes

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

i was born in the right generation, i love playing metal gear solid and hitting my vape