The Starving Doctor (Part I)
    Let me start this blog off by saying, itâs a bit long. So if youâre in the mood, grab a cup of coffee and lets dig in.
Okay, the internet is loaded with âwhat is a professional musician?â blogs, forums, etc etc. The tone of these often times bring to the surface good discussion and sometimes controversy.
Let us first take the big picture look here.
The Starving Artist If youâre a musician youâre an artist. Welcome to a bitter sweet world filled with passion, competition, a lot of loose rules, a lot of opinions and some fragile egos. How come you never see a movie about a starving Doctor? Heâs couch surfing from place to place, just waiting for the right place to apply his skills, borrowing money from friends, maybe a bit behind on a shower and more often than not lost in day dream and refusing to give up his passion. Society generally sees him as a mooch, scraping by and family is tossing out subtle or even very loud hints that itâs time to grow up. Then he gets his big break and gets to be a famous Doctor at some fancy hospital making tons of cash. His family tells him how lucky he was because only about 1/1000 of 1% of Doctors will ever be able to pay the bills doing it after all the time, money, effort and school involved, butâŚ.he was just that good. Wow! That movie would suck! However, replace that with a guitarist, writer, painter or general artists and now weâre talking about some good cinema! Wait..I think theyâve made that movie once or a 1,000 times already.
My fellow artists, please let us call it like it is. Our art is difficult, takes enormous dedication, education, practice, skill, is highly personal, ingrained in cultures world wide and the majority of non-artists will never understand. This doesnât mean they wonât appreciate it, but they wonât understand. There are few non artists that would even care if you called yourself a professional musician, this label really only matters to wellâŚ..other artists.
Now, I feel as though each person to some extent either wants to be an artists or is one. This is why there are movies about starving artists, starving DoctorsâŚ.mmmmm, not so much. You see, the story pulls on the heart strings of almost everyone. Everyone..well most everyone I would guess would love to do what they love and have it pay all the bills.
Define a professional?
You must have gone to school __________. You must make this much % of income ___________. You play this many instruments __________. You must have played for __________ years. You must have toured ___________ countries. You must have played on ____________ albums. You must have played in a venue with at least ___________ people. You must have ___________ endorsements. You must have _________ students.
Okay, hereâs where things get delicate. Because we just observed above what kind of a unique niche weâre in, this gets a little slippery. If you define professional in a dictionary it has plenty of examples. The one I see most debated is âone that seeks to gain or has a livelihoodâ. Ohh boy, so, for some this means that if you made a nickel ten years ago playing your guitar you are and always will be a professional musician. Thatâs a tough claim and will encroach on the active highly trained highly successful musicians making 100% of their money playing their instrumentsâŚ..and theyâll probably tell you so. The one that seems to be ignored is âone that follows and adheres to the practices specific to the professionâ. Ohh Snap!! I play my bass 25 hours a day, have an amp, gear, (tools of the trade) and play out for free all the time! I must be a professional right? Ohh and yes, I said 25 hours a day, pretty funny right?
Enter the next dilemma we have as musicians..
What type of professional musician? Professional Teaching Musician. Professional Studio Musician. Professional Live Play Musician. Professional Pit Musician. Professional Stage Musician. Professional Ensemble Musician. Please, apply what ever title you would like and add professional to it, Iâm sure itâs on a business card somewhere.
Okay, I think we can all agree that when we hear the word âDoctorâ as a profession we will probably surprisingly agree on many of the foundational qualities of their skill set. Iâm talking about an MD here, not like a Doctoral in basket weaving. Most of them can check your blood pressure, stitch you up, put on a band aid and take your money. These are the things we apply to them as a professional MD. The cool thing about doctors is there are specialist. This specialist can do all the same stuff as the other doctors at the basic professional level but they went to school and are experts of the feet, or also know as a Podiatrist. Well, if you have wicked headaches, this dude might not be the right guy to go to, so his specialty within his profession is pretty worthless right now. But heâs got the basics down, if you pass out on the floor, heâll prob know what to do. So, youâre off now to the Neurologist to get your head scanned. This guy has all the answers, knows everything you need and you love it. The quick answers, the wealth of information and a clear defined plan to get you better.
So, what makes a professional musician? You do. Honestly, anyone can call themselves a professional musician. Those non artists will probably think youâre broke anyway regardless of how much money you make and those that make their living off of music saying they just play here and there probably have a similar opinion from the non artist community as well.
Thereâs more to this so stay tuned for the next Starving Doctor Blog where weâll discuss âwhat a professional musician looks likeâ. Things like showing up on time, rehearsing the work, furthering their skill set, applying business acumen oh andâŚmaking some money too.
TTFN! Keep the groove.
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