Autism is about Halo right now.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck

Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.

Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

this is better than anything id hope for the context

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

“Yeah, me and Gordon Ramsay are both morons” is one of my favorite comebacks ever written.

3 times the Omega3s

Squirrelly Dan is right

S & P, the choice for mee

This clip unironically made me better at cooking steak.

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

i’m on onion rings right now

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

:)

:)

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

This post is no more than two days old as of June 3rd, 2026. All of these blogs were nuked in two days or less.

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

I'm afraid being tiny and small made it very difficult to carry stolen treasure. it obstructed the hustle