Fight Off Your Demons

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

I love extroverts bc I’m not fun or funny I just wanna sit their listen while someone else has the burden of creating the mood and atmosphere

when you know you’re being annoying and obsessive but u just !! cant !! stop !!! 

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

Virgo king

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.

Yeah.

Yes