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What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

Why

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

you know what’s important? the fact that its a CUCUMBER NOT A ZUCCHINI but yeah totally important doggo, thank u for this

“Crashing Into the Median on I-95 to Own The Libs”

also this liberal is glad you’re smashing your wasteful af keurig (glad they pulled their ads tho)

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

*I will never not reblog this*

I’m shawty in the back gassin him.

lmaoo awww. 

reblog to make a trump supporter mad

Im👏🏽so👏🏽proud👏🏽

can we call this a genocide yet?

keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they changed the water of a lower-income black community for a reason. 12 people have died so far because of the water and now the women are suffering from miscarriages. this story needs as much attention as possible. a black community is still being poisoned and pro-lifers don’t seem to give a shit  

@tobeyisprochoice @motherbychoice and “pro-lifers” say they hate Planned Parenthood cause of “racism” from an out of context quote.

Fuckin honkys know what they’re doing