im not owned! im not owned!

People will be like oh you can't be stargender that's stupid you're making it up. What even is cloudgender. Come on. Boygender and girlgender are totally real though btw. And you have to pick one or you'll get in trouble

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

This is so fucking funny I hope this is satire

its not

Oh well I hope you get therapy.

my therapist had to quit becose of me

Slurp

hole tightening juice

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

She’s just vibing

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

ive got my ticket for the long way round