this is the moment you stop being the rabbit

yes you are a respected professional in your chosen field. extremely competent and intelligent. giving off general vibes of adult normalcy

kevin: it's the age of consent in west virginia. without a complaint, there was no crime, and there will never be a complaint.

neil, who got the complaint:

Neil Josten would never use AI. He’d call you stupid for making yourself trackable.

Andrew Minyard would never use AI. He’d call you lazy for asking Grok anything.

Kevin Day would never use AI. He’d think you inept for needing Gemini to make you a workout routine.

Aaron Minyard would never use AI. He’d call you a waste of academic space for writing an essay with ChatGPT.

Nicky Hemmick would never use AI. He’d pity the fact you need a robot to tell you how to text your crush.

Dan Wilds would never use AI. She’d lose faith in humanity if she saw you use AI to make porn out of random people online.

Renee Walker would never use AI. She’d be confused why you’d ever ask an emotionless machine to make art.

Matt Boyd would never use AI. He’d feel bad you’ve lost all ability to think or recognize your own feelings enough you need chatgpt to write your diary entry for you.

Allison Reynolds would never use AI. She’d stare at you in disbelief if she heard you asked a screen to pick an outfit for you.

Jean Moreau would never use AI. He’d call you a mushed-brain idiot, end of sentence.