The Bareil Antos learning corner

*walking through a large, open field* hey do you have a USB charger?

*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*

I actually would like to wear flowers and leaves in my hair every single day if that’s okay

doctor prescribed me vibe stabilizers 

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” like, i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.