Bardock Obama

just tryna get wife’d up and be a stay at home dad. 

Beauty hack: Light your lips on fire to make them fuller and pinker!

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

The show stresses again and again that you should love and respect your pokémon even if they aren’t the strongest, but the games give absolutely zero incentive to treat them like anything other than battle slaves.

I’m convinced most of the adults who told me wikipedia is unreliable, now use viral facebook posts for most of their news sources.

Bodies are weird. I can run, jump, wakeboard, do cartwheels, play piano, and type 90 words per minute, but if I brush my teeth with the wrong hand it’s like time slows down while my brain tries to process what the actual hell is going on

Pay some one to be your sugar daddy