Istvan's Bollock Dagger

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Happy Pride

girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all