Robot Aided Self Portraits With Mundane Horrors

The Artist Foolishly Mangles His Hand Just Before International Travel

the new apple AI portrait tools have been incredibly helpful in terms of my body dysmorphia, seeing a caricature made by a robot and comparing it to the caricatures it makes of other people, I see what my own vibe/overall look is much more clearly

The Artist As Every Plan Collapses Into Nothingness

I even spend time in the real world

would stop trying to kill himself

The Artist Reading A Book By A Lady Who Dated A Fascist Despite Supposedly Being a "Leftist"

Like... I haven't told anyone anything definitive about myself except my pronouns, and the art pretty strongly suggests I'm married. One might be able to guess at my politics, my sexuality, some of my interests, my faith--

The Artist Decorating For Halloween

A poem I wrote for the robot.

It's generated solely by the creator. If one wrote it out as a modernist poem, would the prompt be art?

The Artist Understands That Sometimes The Robot Is More Eloquent Than He Is

The Artist Marvelling At The Cost of Upholstery Fabric (600 bucks a YARD for some!)

Based on this theory, my upcoming installation piece "The greatest piece of art of all time" will be a sauna which contains a speaker that plays detailed instructions on how to get away with tax fraud.

The Artist's Secret Belief Even As He Considers Himself The Most Hideous Creature On Earth