Queen of Everything

Unleash your inner Karen, let the haircut fill your brain with the desire to not tame your children, Braden, Jaden, Caden, and Teagen

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

Determination.