American Phallus

Must be an important raccoon.

Crime boss and their bodyguards

You will appreciate it so much more with the sound on!

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

omg

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

legend

i’m still laughing omfg

anon face said bottom rights

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

My father’s girlfriend is a teacher in self quarantine with us and talks about how she can see when students log on/what they look at, I can corroborate this.

As a grad student teaching classes, yes, we can see approximately how long you’ve watched videos, whether or not you’ve looked at our slides, and we can see the last time you logged on. We absolutely can tell. Edit: this also applies to D2L and BlackBoard.

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses