Misha

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

Does free will exist?

yeah

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

My brain is melting from every day being the same as the last and the same as the next one and it’s literally just going “tryin to make a change :/“ over and over again like the text signature from that post

I think we’re all entitled to a little substance abuse in times of great strife

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

its 2035 and i wake up to a porn ad playing on my microchip and the only way to shut it off is to drink a verification bottle of Dasani™️ which has a gif of a naked woman playing automatically on the label and the tagline "satisfy your thirst" and the most downloaded app on the appstore is a DeepFakeNudeFree (for 1.99 the pro version removes ads and allows you to make deepfakes of two people at once) and i tell my sex positive therapist i feel depressed and he recommends i take high doses of tranquillizers and start an onlyfans to reaffirm my self-worth with easy-to-visualize monetary validation and tells me politely he would be the first to subscribe

Daughters grow up being so unloved in homes that when they become women they just take whatever love they can get whether it’s real or not