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Hmmm what about Robert making it is mission to figure out what pet name you like to be called and when he does, shamelessly uses it whenever he can be cause it makes you ✨️squirm ✨️
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✉︎ ꒱ ˎˊ˗
robert when it came to teasing others was cruel. he lived for seeing how quickly others will fold on anything he says, he’s seen it with his own eyes. so when the chance is given to see how you’d react to different names he gives you, robert can’t pass this golden opportunity.
in the comfort of your shared apartment, you would expect there to be peace. that was immediately ruined when robert had came over while you were drying the dishes. he hugged you from the back, the way he usually did whenever he couldn’t pay for something and you had too. you sighed heavily before speaking “what do you want and how much is it.” robert chuckled, poking your side, “maybe i just want to hug my darling girl.” you coughed and tried to hide the pink tint in your cheeks, focusing on finishing your chores. “ew, that’s so gross.” you laughed, ignoring robert’s cheeky smirk.
laying down and cuddling beef makes robert smile as he came over to ruin it. he picked up beef and laid the poor dog on his own bed, despite his protesting whines. you look at him confused as you exit out of instagram, trying to sit up before he gently pushes you back down. not too much force, but enough to let you know that there’s no need to move. he lays down next to you before leaning his face into your neck, inhaling your scent. he sighs happily before mumbling, “how was your day sugar?” you gulp quickly before looking away, trying to move on from the nickname. “it was, uh, yeah there wasn’t much going on today y’know. pretty boring, how was your day though, hmm?” robert tried not to laugh or else you’d catch onto his game. he liked how quick you talked, making it seem like you weren’t slowly crumbling.
throughout the week, robert had tried out multiple different nicknames. pumpkin, sweetheart, peaches, honeysuckle, sappy stuff like that. it didn’t matter because it all managed to cause you to squirm out of his grasp, you couldn’t let him see it was getting to you. didn’t matter how hard you tried to be slick, robert saw right through you.
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✉︎ ꒱ ˎˊ˗
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“hey, baaaaaaaabe. watcha doing?”
a/n: these nicknames would make me cringe and laugh in his face or genuinely make me fold
“I’m left on my “There’s me"
own because
there's no one else"
I've been re-kindling my love for cel shading lately, which I haven't used since the days of Inverloch.
Robert Robertson / Mechaman from Dispatch. I know, probably silly to do fanart of something that hasn't been released yet, but I have a good feeling :D
(NOT MY ART credits to aethash on twitter) saw this art of the z-team as preschoolers and i need someone to write a fic where a villain deages them and they lose their memories and rob and mandy become parents of 10 until they can turn them back while royd is the anxious uncle and chase is the grandpa who hates kids and keeps teaching them to swear

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i dont think robert is capable of growing a mustache as nice as colms but. i want to see it.
(Other Outfitswaps: MechaPrism, MechaMal, MechaBlades, MechaBat, PhenomaMech, WaterMech)
close ups under the cut :)
I've read fics where Herm can heal with his powers once he's gotten better at using them and I feel like he'd get easily distracted after battle lmao
Anyway someone needs to stop me, I keep procrastinating my college work by drawing these two ☠️
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Robert: *Does something really awesome and badass*
Flambae: “Fuck you bitches! That’s my boyfriend!”
Robert: “Your husband, Chad.”
Flambae: “My husband, even better.”
Is this just an excuse to post my Waterboy playlist? Whaaatttt no haha. What ever gave u that impression…
MY PLAYLIST…..
I have a headcanon that Robert Robertson has such bad chronic pain that after ten minutes he needs to sit down (which he thankfully gets to do a lot because the dispatcher job is a desk job and being Mecha Man usually keeps him in the cockpit of the suit)
He also should be walking with a cane, but he feels kind of embarrassed about walking around with it because he thinks he isn't in enough pain to "deserve" it the way other people do
When the polycules or character of your choosing finds out, they make him and he acts like it annoys him, but deep down he's kind of grateful. At least, after he gets over feeling like they're coddling him or pitying him too much when it isn't even "that bad"

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જ⁀➴ . . . Including Robert in your nighttime routine ᝰ.ᐟ
Robert has been shamelessly watching you from where you’re sitting cross-legged at the foot of the bed, barefaced, gazing into the mirror as you apply that same fancy moisturiser you use every day— along with a few other things that Robert can’t name to save his life but knows exactly the step-by-step order they fall in.
“You’re so pretty.” his voice breaks the silence softly, like he was being careful not to jostle you too much. You give him a shy little smile from over your shoulder, and he can’t resist the urge to shuffle closer, ducking his head to brush a kiss to your shoulder. “I’m serious, prettiest girl in the world.”
“You say that every night,” you point out teasingly.
Robert hums lowly in acknowledgement, “Mm, and I mean it every night.” his hand dips under your lace cami just to feel the warmth of your skin, caressing over your hips and up to your waist. You giggle faintly, his beard tickling your skin when he brushes another warm kiss to your jaw and then cheek before murmuring a hushed, “and you smell like a bakery.”
“Is that a good thing?” you ask, glancing over to him from the corner of your eye as he tucks back a stray lock of hair behind your ear.
“Are you kidding? you smell edible, and you’re all soft, obviously it’s a good thing.” He grins, lightly nipping at your cheek.
“You’re ridiculous,” you tell him, smiling all the same. “You wanna do one with me?— a face mask, I mean?”
You watch as intrigue flickers through his expression, “sure… just don’t make me look too stupid,” he replies almost hesitantly, trying to bite back a grin at the way your eyes light up— god knows he’d do anything to earn that look.
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my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

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Okay, it's pretty obvious that, out of all the Z-team members, Chase has a particular dislike for Vis and is totally against Robert being involved with her, but imagine his reaction when the rest of the Z-team starts going after him, too.
Like, he thought he was going to have to defend his boy (because Robert IS his boy) from one villainous, fucked-up love interest, but now there's more. And the problem is, Robert, the absolute maniac, seems receptive to it???
Flambae begins openly (and loudly) flirting with him over the comms. Malevola becomes quite touchy-feely, often throwing her arms around him or leaning fully into his lap in the breakroom when he's trying to have lunch. Prism proposes that he join her for a private concert. Punch-Up offers personal one-on-one sparing, winking when he says things might get a little intense.
One morning, Chase arrives early and finds Sonar poking around Robert's desk. He threatens to beat his batshit crazy ass with a broom if he doesn't knock it off, and tells Robert afterwards. The man just laughs and opens his drawer, revealing that the hero has been leaving him snacks from the vending machine before their shifts start.
Of course, Chase tries to reason with Robert. He tells him it's a bad idea. That the Z-team is all sorts of screwed up, and getting involved with any of them would be the worst decision of his life-- let alone trying to juggle all of them.
But he soon sees that each of them cares about Robert in their own way, and Robert cares about them. They keep him safe. They keep him happy. They give him a family.
Still... that doesn't stop Chase from having the "you break his heart, I break you" talk with each and every one of them, the conversation varying in degrees of intensity depending on how likely they are to fuck up.
~ Or, to put it simply, Chase has to play the protective dad role against all Robert's would-be partners.
liars saying robert looks uncomfortable this whole scene as if he isn’t smiling at her like this the entire time
idk why people are trying to confuse surprise with discomfort—she started off kind of just trying to goad him into having sex with her to scratch the itch of having a wet dream about him, but now she’s cheesing at him, dancing with him in front of everyone, AND giving him disgustingly sappy looks like i think this is just where robert realises that beneath all the dirty jokes and sexual advances she does actually LIKE him
LIKE !! the way he looks so surprised at the way she’s just touched and looked at him !! this is the first they’ve had anything close to an honest, real confession that wasn’t wrapped up tightly in sexual banter
mf visibly had his fanfic “oh… oh!” moment play by play onscreen and haters trying to act like isn’t into that woman