Give me some damn pets

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

Not even the Cone of Shame can stop this bloodthirsty man-eating predator!!

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

baby lost in the sauce

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

@perijules

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

@agayworthfightingfor @transandtired @trans-mom @autogynephilius @isoldmysoultofandoms

I can testify that this is very true

@felidaeng

@dovewithscales @ocoree

Claws.

stupid cats are valid

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID

cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID