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high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings

a wizard stumbles up to you on the sidewalk outside 7/11 and gives you an epic quest

This is a fucking power move

You know that thing where you don’t really realize how bad your traumatic experiences are until you say them out loud and see the horrified look on someone’s face? I imagine Zuko went through a lot of that when he joined the Gaang 

hold on just let me *goes feral*

Imprisoned for his crimes

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

alternatively: *hears what you said* huh?

having adhd is like i have to be doing something else while i listen to this thing because its the only way i can distract my thoughts from trying to escape. my attention is a feral bastard and every second its not occupied its chewing through the bars imprisoning it in my brain.

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

there’s rats on Grindr now?

Yeah they’re called men