banjopaul

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

“my first horse”

This whole post is a big big big mood

why’d this post blow up. it’s lindsay total drama reading marx and engels

you answered your own question

me watching shrek

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

The Godfather (1972)

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

If anyone was wondering those subtitles are 100% accurate

Rapunzel from Into The Woods and Johanna from Sweeney Todd are the same character and essentially interchangeable, don’t @ me, you know I’m right. In fact I’ll add Cosette into the mix. Broadway in the 80’s had one (1) role for sopranos, and it was Ingenue Who Is Locked Away By Someone Who Is Not Her Biological Parent And Falls In Love With The First Dumbass Tenor Who Happens By And Also Her Mother Is Dead.