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#if you are a person who is not little and have ever been picked up easily by a partner for the first time in your life... u get it

Doing a re-read and can we say Thank you connor for imbuing Ilya with a little more Fagginess than is present in the text. just a little extra sauce….. some Peacock energy… a dash of Joie De Vivre…

There was really no winning that one

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

thinking of ilya in the privacy of his all stars room door locked carefully typing ‘compatible’ into his phone with the most disgusting feeling of anxiety and disgust at his own needs inside him, thinking about the relief and fear and confusion when reading the result

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

Carter Vaughn texted Ilya after the FanMail leak like “hey man I just wanted to say I support you guys 100%!!! If my sister got outed like that I’d be breaking doors and shit so it’s cool to see how well you guys are handling it. Totally unrelated but I noticed you did something with your tongue at 2:35 that made Hollzy buck up against you can you give me some advice”

I think Shane Hollander would use his hometown superstar hockey powers to rent out the Ottawa stadium for one night maybe for like one of their anniversaries so he and Ilya could be completely alone and maybe they actually suit up and play 1v1 for awhile (hard and fast of course. like the golden age) and maybe it is actually too cold to fuck on center ice so instead they feel each other up in the actual Sin Bin bc Obviously but Shane stops it from going too far so they go to the locker room bc Shane wants to roleplay the first time in the showers after the commercial except this time he actually gets to do what he really wanted to do and suck Ilya off right there in the middle of the shower and he doesn't have to worry about anyone there but maybe they pretend they will get caught a little bit...

ok guys this is an immature question but which position on the baseball field do you think has the least aura? like all of them are important but which do you think has the least aura?

i think a consistent bit well into their marriage is that shane is really respectful of the cba and players association and ilya will not stop calling him a communist whenever it comes up and shane gets so annoyed every time. ilya i am not a communist. ilya. ilya i think water should be privatized stop telling people i’m a communist.