Hopeless Romantic

I don’t think so. I just asked my brother what he sees and he said “blue & black” when it looks white & gold to me. 

One minute I see white and gold, then I’ll go back to the same picture and it’s blue and black and now my head hurts

Am i the only one that sees blue and gold

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

this is the best sexual story ive ever read in this site

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft.

actually no, its Mitochondria 

the powerhouse of Great Britain

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers