If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af
Not today Justin

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Discoholic 🪩
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
The Bowery Presents
Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
YOU ARE THE REASON
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
Cosmic Funnies
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The Stonewall Inn
Doug Jones
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess
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@bandsforlife4
If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af

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Reading Festival 2015
grizzly bear having a swim
I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight
Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans
Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for
this might be my favorite

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new gaming video! prepare for bears scares and falling out of chairs: Dan and Phil play FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 4 🐻🎩😱
Their faces are my face when my alarm goes off
I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron.
do you ever just remember that dan and phil have been living together for 5 years and cry
FUCK THIS SHIT
i did not ask for this level of disrespect this morning
You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”
“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”
“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*
“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”
“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)
“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*
I swear that literally every type of story ever would be so much more fun and interesting if they were inclusive

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Harry Potter Headcannon
One year at Christmas Ginny is opening presents and she opens the one from her mom. It is a much too large crimson sweater with a G on it. She holds it in her hands out in front of her. Her brothers walk in wishing her a merry Christmas all wearing theirs. George’s midriff is showing.
George refuses to switch back.
Me Every Night 🌙
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
Reaction to the new Pixar movies
Finding Dory: yes, yes, YES!!!
Toy Story 4: Do we really need another? I mean, Toy Story 3 ending was perfect
Cars 3: NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS
The Incredibles 2: *sobs on the floor* Fucking finally
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m just going to leave these here

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I MET ADAM HOLY SHIT HES GREAT
I MET YOU SHIT OF THE HOLY
Shit of the holy
Me: *speaks*
Parent: ...
Me: *speaks*
Parent: ...
Me: "...Okay cool nice chat."
Parent: wATCH your FUCKINg attitude