may i light your cigarette?

you look like you were born under the kitchen sink you sound like youve never been to the Unknown Forest you look like you were never told The Five Tenets of Wise Living you sound like you were once asked play a game of 52 Pick Up and said "Okay!" you look like the object of your desires is a plastic mold you sound like your teeth are made of dirt

you sound like you say "chippies" you look like you dont know how to initiate a conversation without talking about TV you sound like you have recently tasted paint to "see what its like" you look as if most animals see you and run away you sound like a fortune teller looked into her crystal ball and saw nothing but grey mist

where's that picture that ruined my life