BANANEWANE

There is some part of me deep down that will never accept that pregnancy is a natural phenomenon. I just saw an anatomy cross-section diagram of a full-term pregnancy and it looks like some horror concept invented by a mad artist. If the creator of the Mystery Flesh Pit came forward and said "I invented the concept of pregnancy, God implemented it and then brainwashed everyone into thinking that has always been a thing" I'd be like "yeah that makes sense".

I'm working at a brothel My client shows up I introduce myself and ask their name I say "hold on a second" and pull out my phone I play their Poop Song for them They are immediately turned off and complain to the manager I am subsequently fired

I did a weed brownie that may or may not have been laced with shrooms. If it was weed, it was a very weird and funky high. Very tingly. So tingly it hurt. If it was shrooms, the only revelation I got was "wow, I am gay" and that I really want to experience ego death (was kinda halfway there and thinking "yes, I want to disappear!")

Is there a word for a person who is AFAB and identifies as a woman but really wants both sets of genitalia? I used to stuff one of mums bras and my underwear with socks and run around yelling "haha I have boobs and a willy". I also had a really pivotal dream when I was younger that I did have both genitalia, but my family wanted to have my penis surgically removed and I ran away because I wanted to keep it. Sometimes I get this sensation of "I really want to stick my dick in that" but then I realise I don't have one. I also get this weird sense of euphoria when I stand to pee and went through a phase when I was younger of pulling my pants down all the way and fully straddling the toilet while standing so I could stand to pee. I am a woman, I prefer she/her pronouns, the only part of my current biology that really disturbs me and makes me viscerally uncomfortable is my ability to get pregnant (even typing that was kind of hard, I don't want to believe that is even a possibility for me it feels so wrong), but I want a penis? How can I say this in a way most people would understand, without outright saying "I identify as a futa"?

I'm a cis woman but my fashion sense of one of a depressed boymoder. I'm decked out in the dubious-state-of-cleanliness grey hoodie, the old faded graphic t-shirt, the 7 year old black-but-slowly-greying-and-wearing-out-around-the-inner-thigh adidas sweatpants, the plain black sneakers that I bought for work and now they're the only shoes I wear because they're so comfy, the socks that have basically fallen apart, the long hair tied in a ponytail that, although regularly washed, has not been cut or styled in years and is full of split ends, the expensive noise-cancelling headphones, the shitty old laptop covered in gay-looking stickers.