take a wop on the wild side

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

UnMute!

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

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If I saw this in real life I would laugh my ass off. This is good. 

living legend

aaaAAaaAAAAAaa

Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again

This deserves to be on all three of my blogs.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

bless this post, I needed a laugh and also some screaming