I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

c. 1890 Postcard

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

i just don’t get foreign films.

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck