A Mess

I want @warriormale to be my new dad.

Just got back from my swordsmanship club, and am the first trans woman captain in the club. I’m really glad that this was the first post I saw

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

undertale

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

everyday lore confirms gabriel as finer and finer. he’s jus too much of a catch you know he was THE bachelor of overwatch. everybody was tryna invite commander reyes over for dinner hehehe 👅👅👅💦💦💦

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

time for a little controversy ...

When you die, you find out that in order to get into heaven you have to paint with Bob Ross. Because of the nature of how Bob Ross paints, everyone gets in. You are the first person to not get in.

It’s because I can’t shade and refuse to understand how lighting works, or is it cuz I only draw furries? The world may never know…

It’s obviously the latter

i purposely fail because i want to spend more time with Mr. Ross

Mr. Ross would never give up on somebody.  If you weren’t ready to learn to shade, or understand how lighting works, that’s okay.  There are other people who need to paint, you just wait here while Bob helps them.  Once you’re ready, he’ll be waiting.

I love how you casually left out the furry part

Wow. Bob Ross is really something else then

“You like, what? Well… I suppose… uh… you’re just a happy little accident, then.” -Bob Ross, Probably.