BAMBZ!!

Ok hear me out on this!! J'onn x reader/oc who's hiding as a human in the justice League BUT is actually a Martian this whole time!! J'onn finds out someone on the League is a damn lie and he's big mad because what do you mean he could have been clapping Martian cheeks but the last female of his kind is hiding from him!? So now he's searching for this chick. Like actively stalking each woman on the league tryna catch a bitch slip up. He somehow gets even more pissed out and starts emitting some kind of hormone that would bring a female Martian to her knees. Kinda like a scent that's screaming "Bring dat ass here girl before I do it my damn self". And Oop, it's that cute new recruit who always brings him coffee and oreos when he's alone. He immediately grips her up once they're alone and he starts talking mad nasty in her ear. Like saying shit not even playboy Bruce Wayne would know about!

when i missed a tag and suddenly the smut is a lil too grown for me…

Why does like nobody else freak with the gcpd cops like they are so stupid I love them... like why do people only talk about Montoya because she's a lesbian why does nobody talk about Bullock and her 😔 they mean something to me !!!

It's finally the 23rd. Also this tweet by Alex Hirsch is exactly 10 years old now