Proud beta

this weeds turning me into fat albert

we’re all really in an abusive, co-dependent relationship with Amazon

hi its me evilnicegirl #hacked

how do old people cum

the 1975 just want to slap you

a very angry and bald man banned me from his car wash

i once stole one of taylor swift’s boyfriend’s french fries like 4 years ago

listening to bruno mars old music makes me feel i just got drugged and passed out and when i woke up, i was in a room full of fedora wearing, piano playing, sensitive choir guys who were all fighting for my attention and were trying to perform individual songs that they each had written about me while they shoved roses and teddy bears in my face.

the whole santa clause thing really fucked me up