Wyd.

my god this man living in 3046

when does this gif loop

It doesn’t he’ll be done soon

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

HATE

This is so fucking funny every time

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

The one on the left is more vindictive, the one on the right seeks redemption

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 yooo ⚰️

😭😭😭

REAL TEARS

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD