whimsy and canned fish

Apple juice and orange juice don’t have to be enemies. They are in love. Orple juice.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

I just heard a baby straight up actually say “Goo Goo Gaga.” Wow. Their famous catchphrase. That’d be like if you heard me say “Please” or “Thank you”

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option