whimsy and canned fish

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

To the man who was laughing loudly during the screening of the fuckedelf movie: I hope youre ashamed of yourself

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife