Oh my god, hey.

~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne. 

~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.

~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers. 

~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue. 

~Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

~The Resurrection Stone is now buried in the Forbidden Forest after being pressed into the ground by a centaur’s hoof.

~ Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.

~Viktor Krum fell in love with a woman back home in Bulgaria.

~The Death Eater’s Dark Marks eventually faded to look like a scar. It will no longer burn or hurt.

~ The Quibbler is back to publishing articles about the lunatic fringe & is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

~Members of the DA still have their coins, as they are like badges of honor. 

~Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before moving on as the Herbology professor at Hogwarts.

~The remaining Death Eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban for their crimes, with the exception of the Malfoys.

~Luna Lovegood married the grandson of the Newt Scamander, author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ 

~Firenze survived his wounds and was welcomed back into the Centaur herd.

 ~Harry will never become Headmaster of Hogwarts since an academic career just isn’t him.

~Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.

~Draco Malfoy really cares about his son, Scorpius Malfoy. He is growing him up to be a better person than he was.

~Centaurs realized that “pro-human leanings were not shameful.

~Draco and Harry never became friends, but they did come to understand and appreciate each other better.

~Hermione tells Scrimgeour that she is not planning to embark on a career in Magical Law. Ironically, that’s where she ends up.

~After his death, Voldemort is forced to exist in the stunted infant-like form that Harry sees in the King’s Cross-like Limbo.

~Harry would  take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).

~Aberforth is still at the Hog’s Head “playing with his goats”.

~The number of Dementors have been greatly diminished because despair and degradation have been lessened in the world.

~Arthur Weasley fixed Sirius’ motorbike and gave it to Harry.

~Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry is led by an entirely new headmaster (“McGonagall was really getting on a bit”) as well as a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. That position is now as safe as the other teaching posts at Hogwarts, since Voldemort’s death broke the jinx that kept a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor from remaining for more than a year.

~Hagrid never married, although he had a relationship with a giantess.

~Kingsley Shacklebolt became the Minister of Magic after the Second Wizarding War.

~Harry will not train to be an animagus; his “energies are going to be concentrated elsewhere and he’s not going to have time to do that.

~Audrey Weasley is wife of Percy Weasley, and they both  have 2 daughters, Molly and Lucy.

~In the aftermath of the war, the Order was disbanded once and for all.

~Luna has twin boys named Lorcan and Lysander with Rolf Scamander.and apparently  travels the world, looking for mad creatures.

~Hermione advanced the rights of magical creatures & eradicated the old pro-pure-blood laws in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

~The head of the Auror Office as of 2007 is Harry Potter.

~Lavender Brown was attacked by Fenrir Greyback. Hermione saved her but she was already injured. What happened to her later on was never really told.

~Neville Longbottom’s students were impressed when he showed them his Dumbledore’s Army’s Coin.

~Harry, Ron and Neville didn’t return to Hogwarts for their 7th year. They went straight to get training as aurors and Neville went to work as an auror before becoming a Professor.

~Harry sometimes visits Hogwarts to give talks on DADA.

~Hermione is James’ godmother.

~Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year.

~Ron worked with George in WWW for some time and then became an Auror.

~Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies and become the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

What’s your funniest Friends memory? LeBlanc: It feels like so long ago. But what sticks out in my mind was sometimes we couldn’t get though a scene without laughing. It’s the gag reel stuff. Remember that time you had to say … Kudrow: “At Monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!” Yes, I couldn’t say it! I thought I was getting annoying. LeBlanc: It was so funny. That uncontrollable laugh you have kills me. Lisa’s very ticklish. Kudrow: Why does anyone need to know that! Do you know how many times I told Matt, ‘I am going to hurt you,’ and he would just laugh and keep doing it.  I have to ask, why didn’t Phoebe and Joey ever hook up? LeBlanc: Towards the end we actually pitched the idea that Joey and Phoebe had been having casual sex the entire time. We’d go back and shoot all the historical scenes and just before a moment that everyone recognizes, there’s Joey and Phoebe coming out of a broom closet together. But they were like, ‘Nah.‘  How cold was the fountain from the opening credits? LeBlanc: They warmed it up. I had a good time in that fountain, I gotta be honest. Kudrow: I remember it being cold, and we had to do it way too many times. I don’t think we were in the mood or could even look like were having fun anymore, but then Matthew Perry said, “I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t in the fountain,” and we all laughed so hard. I think that’s what’s on TV. LeBlanc: He was always the one in the 1,000th hour of something that everyone was dreading to crack a joke and make us all laugh. He’s the class clown for sure.  What if social media was around in those days? Who do you think would have used it the most? Kudrow: Probably Rachel [Jennifer Aniston]. LeBlanc: Joey wouldn’t have been able to figure it out, and Phoebe would have thought it was stealing her soul. Kudrow: Ross [David Schwimmer] would have wondered why he didn’t have many favorites for his dinosaur tweets.  When’s the last time the gang got back together? LeBlanc: All six of us had dinner recently for Courteney Cox’s birthday. We had so much fun. It felt like no time had passed, but it’d been almost 12 years. Kudrow: Like Matt says, if you’re trapped in a building with five other people for 10 years, when they finally let you out, you scatter!“ 

oh god what did i do

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

oh?

you’re shitting me

Hi Tumblr. My name is Shane Burcaw, and I’m the hipsterly-dressed dinosaur creature in the wheelchair above. The beautiful girl is my girlfriend Anna. We were climbing a mountain (in Tom’s and khakis, obviously). 

I need all of you to help me by reblogging this. 

As some of you know, I created a nonprofit organization called Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. to help people living with my disease. Look at my (sexy) bod in the pic above: keeping that hunk of man meat alive is expensive as hell. From breathing machines, to feeding tubes, to the bathroom equipment that lets me poop when I need to, the cost of living with SMA is astronomical. Luckily, I have always had the items I need, but there are thousands of people in my position who don’t have those things. 

I can change that, like forreal. And I’m not going to stop until I do. 

I’ve created a program through my nonprofit called No More Nightmares. The idea is simple: We give away the vital items that people with muscular dystrophy need to thrive. If I can change one life, I’ll be happy, but my dream is to change the world.

If you’d like to help me, I am asking that everyone who reads this give $5 to my charity: laughingatmynightmare.com/donate

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For the price of a meal at Chipotle, you can help me change the fucking world. Your gift will be used to help us purchase the equipment that people need to live more badass lives. If you can’t give, a reblog will help me reach more people!