Big Bellies

Haha well then people missed out when my friends kept buying me nonstop drinks at the arcade last weekend 😌

I had like 7 drinks total in that period, but they did get a few appetizers so that helped me not feel sick.

It did not help how bloated I fucking was towards the end of the night though. I caught myself in the restroom mirror cause I thought who this fat guy was but he’s me.

We left to make dinner a bit later, but I know I wanted to stay and just keep drinking and eating more. Being drunk just makes me wanna fucking pound down more drinks and food fuck. I just keep gulping it down and wonder why I can’t bend over anymore to pick up my phone I dropped. Or why I literally can’t suck my stomach in at all anymore.

I dunno, if y’all were at the arcade would you have thought I looked a bit overfed? You’d seriously try to push more food and drinks on me even though you know I’ll bellow for more?

This definitely still fits!!

Beergutcub

See look at that, just a normal average everyday guy shopping for clothes. You can’t even tell