ballad's blog

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

cats increasingly befuddled by bedtime routine of being corraled IN my room but theyre not complaining. yet.

dear lord one of them has figured out the doorstopper makes noise i may never sleep again

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

i am moving tomorrow and i gotta say! sure feels awful even though i actively chose this and am overall excited for some change in my life!

its like yes this is going to be a great opportunity, but! the entire process is going to be awful and has been awful and i am dreading it.

most of the moving stuff part is over its no longer awful we are decorating and unpacking and realizing how much furniture we simply did not own previously. i dont have a nightstand. my roommates desk fell apart when she tried to move it. we dont own a singular chair, somehow.