Fuck ya life! Bing Bong

Cramps killing me after my period too. Okay. Cool cool cool cool.

It’s actually more of a sporadic stabbing pain. Does that sound fibroid-y? I’m convinced I have fibroids. Or Endo. Or maybe god is real and just hates me. Okay so I’m not convinced convinced. I could be cursed for all I know.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

Cramps killing me after my period too. Okay. Cool cool cool cool.

It’s actually more of a sporadic stabbing pain. Does that sound fibroid-y? I’m convinced I have fibroids. Or Endo. Or maybe god is real and just hates me. Okay so I’m not convinced convinced. I could be cursed for all I know.

I should be allowed to turn into a dragon and threaten to eat people. It would heal me.

I would eat the president. Like I don’t like being super mean but if I was a dragon I would have to eat the president. The thought of even touching him grosses me out but I would make myself power through…Actually since that sounds super gross maybe I’d just fly him to an island and leave him there. That sounds less gross.

Why did I spell jonathan like that?

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this