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lawbutch

I sat behind the same girl in class all year and I was painfully jealous of her beautiful curly hair and I assumed she had just figured out some hair routine I didn't know, or had more time in the mornings than me, or was somehow more disciplined or just lucky. And then my friend talked to her one day and found out she gets 500$ perms and highlights 3 times a year. The answer was literally just money. The same friend found out that most of our classmates who I thought were just naturally smarter than me went to private highschools that cost 25k a year.

This is all a metaphor to say that there will be times when you feel like other people understand something that you don't, or have some ability that you don't, or are better than you in some way because they've accomplished something you can't. And it's going to turn out that they're just rich and they spent thousands of dollars to make that happen. You are not bad, you are not broken, the system is just fucked.

#i’m kinda dumb i’d think she just genetically has nice curly hair #i assume everyone’s hair is just naturally better than mine

Can’t even look forward to my birthday because I have a job interview first :/ I don’t even really want the job but I am overqualified for it just by being in my 30s so if I don’t get it I’m gonna feel bad about myself

susiephone

Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!

July 18: You're a crewman aboard the Demeter. There's something on board that shouldn't be here. Something bad is going to happen. Someone needs to take watch while everyone else sleeps. Time to draw lots... If you choose the option with the least amount of votes, you're on watch tonight, and whatever happens, happens. Good luck.

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Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

How'd you do?

#no watch for me tonight

grrlterrier

One of my favourite customer interactions

as-if-and-only-if

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

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beggars-opera

Witch 1: When shall we three meet again?

Witch 2: When the hurdy-gurdy's done

Witch 3: *absolutely shredding*

eurobeatbeetle

bring out the rotating tiger

fivehoursofscreaming

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

eurobeatbeetle

fivehoursofscreaming

oh

charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

How high above sea level are you right now?

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nylarac

ok wait now i am curious

how high are you above sea level: low elevation edition

below sea level

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Remaining time: 21 hours 27 minutes

#5900 ft

blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

luxshine

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

falconratesbirds

14/10 doing his best

littleguysdaily

#birds #owls #video

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pansyfemme

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

paperandpencilsandskips

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

#omg look at them #so cute #birds #flamingos #baby animals #video

titkoks

toomuchtaylor

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

#i love everything this guy makes #tom cardy #video

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

message to all bitches

please survive

#but i don’t wannaaaaaaaa #ugh fine

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So we all know Trump is going to say the election was stolen wherever democrats win. Like that’s an obvious thing we all know is going to happen right?

#us politics

parkchanwoohoo

shinymetagross

#okay then

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