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dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
Keni
cherry valley forever
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)

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Mike Driver
taylor price
trying on a metaphor

shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything

Origami Around
ojovivo

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@shinymetagross
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious
Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in
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purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
[ID: Black and white comic with two panels:
1) Labelled Old Dogs: seemingly a woman and man gossiping. The man says, “She makes freak pornos in her basement,” and the woman replies, “I don't want that degenerate in my neighborhood...”
2) Labelled New Tricks: an exchange of messages.
Sender: I found her NSFW??? (skull emoji)
look at this freak shit (two nauseous emojis)
(A screenshot of an 18+ profile)
Receiver:
I knew there was something off about her lmfaoooo
DMing my mutuals to unfollow her right now (two yawn emojis)
/End ID]
this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
The 69-year-old helped companies secure valuable contracts in exchange for money, a court heard.
A court in eastern China has sentenced a former city official to death for taking more than 2.2bn yuan ($325m; £243m) in bribes over 30 years.
Yang Youlin, who served in various positions in Nanjing city from 1993 to 2023, was also convicted of embezzlement, abuse of power and money laundering, with his ill-gotten gains amounting to one of the highest in recent years.
The 69-year-old exploited his roles to help others secure engineering contracts, land transfers and financing, in exchange for money and valuables, said state media.
Yang was investigated as part of President Xi Jinping's anti-corruption crackdown which has cut through military ranks and high-level banking, among other sectors.
Yang, who spent much of his career working on economic and technological development in Nanjing, had committed offences "of an extremely serious nature" and "caused exceptionally heavy losses to the interests of the state and the people", a court in Changzhou city said on Monday.
Since coming to power, President Xi has launched waves of anti-corruption drives, which critics say have also been used as a tool to purge political rivals.
Death sentences for white collar crimes however remain rare, though they are meted out occasionally, typically if the cases involve large sums exceeding 1bn yuan.
For instance, former finance chief Lai Xiaomin was executed in 2021 for taking 1.8bn yuan in bribes over a 10-year period.
Li Jianping, a former Inner Mongolia official, was executed in 2024 for embezzling and taking bribes totaling more than 3bn yuan.
In many other cases, the courts handed out jail terms or suspended death sentences, which get commuted to life imprisonment after a specified duration.
The courts have also reduced sentences in some cases where the convicted individuals reported on other offenders.
But while Yang provided similar assistance to authorities, his offences were so "grave" that his assistance "was insufficient to warrant a more lenient punishment", the Changzhou court said.
Yang pleaded guilty and "expressed remorse in his final statement", according to state media.

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Missing these idiots
I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies
reblog and good luck will come to you but only if you're lgbt+
"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls
You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts
And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway
dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist
The earliest evidence of human culture is the fucking skeleton of someone's grandad living decades after mammoth -inflicted injuries that seem to have left him incapable of doing shit.
Decades. Broken bones, skull injuries, evidence he was blinded at least in one eye. Fractures that healed funny, but they healed. Because his family cared for him when he couldn't care for himself.
Humanity is caring for others.
We’ll wait right here and we’ll, I don’t know, shoot the courier when he comes out.
We agreed we all change. Better or worse, we change together.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* BONUS POLL - 'INSEMINATOR POLL #1' - Randomized
TUMBLR! Who's getting Yue Qingyuan pregnant?
Christopher “Chris” Argent (Teen Wolf)
Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce (MAS*H)
Inigo (Fire Emblem)
Abel (Hazbin Hotel)
Dylan Dog (Dylan Dog)
Yami Sukehiro (Black Clover)
Prince Loki of Elbaf (One Piece)
Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)
Philip Wittebane/Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
Harlequin (The Freak Circus)
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
*Bonus polls do not have any standing in the official competition and are purely for fan amusement!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* BONUS POLL - 'INSEMINATOR POLL #2' - Former Foes
All of the formerly defeated competitors who have faced Yue Qingyuan in the past now get the chance to knock him up! Let's go!
TUMBLR! Who's getting Yue Qingyuan pregnant?
Caul Bentham (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children)
Abs “Abby” Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)
Sylvain Jose Gautier (Fire Emblem)
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Remy LeBeau/Gambit (X-Men/Marvel)
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Starscream (Transformers)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)
*Bonus polls do not have any standing in the official competition and are purely for fan amusement!