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Well-Earned Todd Howard Humiliation Ritual
They didn't just put a gun to Todd Howard's head. They're full-on having him do a metaphorical hostage read with Jason Schreier. My god. What a day. Look at them being forced to reveal Fallout 5 AND the Fallout 3/NV remasters, because of the widespread joy at the rumours (now confirmed!) that Obsidian was finally tapped to make a real Fallout game. Absolutely shamed, Bethesda are, that they had to do this.
The internet doesn't always get it right, but fuck me, we've been getting it right for the last 15 years on this one. Make the fucking game you said you were making almost a decade ago. Make it like the older ones, not the newer ones. Make it weird and complicated. This might be your last chance.
Bethesda's needed to get its shit together for years. We've been calling the wheels on the cart getting wobbly the more they dumbed down the Elder Scrolls, from Morrowind to Skyrim, despite sales, but nobody believed us because Skyrim sold gangbusters.
Starfield was the first wheel actually coming off - sales were big up front, but there's less than zero cultural staying power, and that's what Bethesda needed, now, since the expectation was set from Skyrim. One need only compare steamdb numbers of Starfield to Skyrim (and don't fucking say consoles - PC always has and always will be the primary place for TES games because of mods you can't get on consoles.)
56.7% review score and an average of 4.5-5k players at the three year mark, vs Skyrim's 91% review score, and 41k average players at the fifteen year mark. And, mind you? Skyrim's average playercount has steadily increased over the last 10 years. Average of 15-20k players circa 2018. 41k now, and rising. Show me any other 15 year old singleplayer game that has done that. Sure as fuck isn't Starfield.
And then they just... Sat with their thumbs up their ass, praying Fallout 76 would be The Next Big Thing. And it fucking wasn't. Well beyond a full dev cycle timeframe for TES VI. Larian pushed out BG3 in 75% of the time that TES VI has already taken, and I guaran-fucking-tee you TES VI won't be a quarter multi-faceted, robust, and complex as BG3.
Todd Howard has, at this point, completely lost the ability to direct Bethesda to make a great game. The writing has not improved (see: Starfield, et al; I fully blame Emil Pagliarulo and believe that Mr-I-Dont-Use-Design-Documents should be part of the cut jobs). The complexity and mechanical depth of the games has not improved. The understanding of what priorities need to be focused on has not improved (see: the terrible signing off of Oblivion "Remastered", a somehow buggier release of a 20 year old game that just had a new graphics engine and model/texture/shader set stapled to it. Zero confidence for Fallout 3/NV remasters, even less stable.)
The only, only saving grace of TES VI coming out is that, being on Creation Engine 3, it'll be modded to hell and back. That's what will make it and save it.
But even then, Starfield's mod community atrophied on the vine so badly, because the game itself wasn't worth the time. I worry, then, for TES VI.
My hope here, my ONLY hope, is that much like Morrowind being made under desperation of a closing company, a hail mary made by doing it all, that TES VI is pushed to be the most wild and risk taking and out there game it can be because of the dire straits Bethesda find themselves in now.
As someone self-estranged from his own brother, whose father died before we could ever even possibly reunite, that Warframe update kinda cut me right in fucking half, huh.
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With TAU IN SIGHT, I want to get back into and enjoy Warframe, as someone who has been 'stuck' in the beginning of the endgame for years, someone who stays up to date with the story content, but also being someone who is up to date with the story content, who has unlocked access to almost all of the content across the game, I just... I don't want to grind. And that's... Kind of the whole game after you do the story stuff. It really is. And I run into this wall every single time I come back.
And I know they've added so many ways to do not-so-brutal weekly content that gets you a great stream of end-game loot to slowly build up if you don't want to do hardcore end-game farming, but... That's still grinding to me. It's still a grind to have to log on for 10 weeks in a row to do a bunch of mission types I don't enjoy playing at all to make progress.
And I'm still burnt out on 'trying the new meta level 999 steel path guaranteed build' only to find it either requires absurd grinding to get to (looking at you, incarnon/tenet/kuva/relic grinding), or it requires a skilful level of gameplay that amounts to 'make one mistake and die instantly' (looking at you, nokko/dante/saryn/mesa/basically any nuke frame). I don't want that either. People wonder why I play Wukong; Extremely Fast, Hard to Kill, Aimbot, and I don't have to be timing my fucking shieldgating or worrying about juggling buffs lest I get one-shot. That's it.
I just want to be able to put together builds that do X content effortlessly. I don't care if I need a build for each specific mission type, but they specifically and obviously prevent that in so many little ways, because they want build diversity. I just want to blow up rooms and not think about it, and they want me to think about it to make any grinding progress, and it's just... My type of ADHD doesn't gel with it at all.
Warframe is a GREAT story game with a plethora of content... That also happens to be attached to an obscenely grindy live service game that I just haven't cracked yet.
If you're a hyper casual player that has cracked steel path and other end game content/grinding, lemme know what you're doing. I'm tired of all these no-lifers that want me to grind to avoid grinding...
Haunted by a fantasy world where "adventurer" is handled in the same way as "assassin" in John Wick. An ifykyk secondary economy running on gold coins where everyone knows each other but no one acknowledges the elephant in the room because we have manners about our weird-ass line of deadly desperate dangerous work.
Rolling into town, looking immaculate. Checking into the Inn. Not an inn, or the coaching house, or the traveler's hostel. The Inn. The one that takes my ridiculous oversized coin and says that my room is ready, and will I need to visit the Smith today? Perhaps a meeting with the Vintner? Shall I send up the Gourmand?
"Good afternoon, Master Whicke," the Smith says, putting aside the barrel scraper he's been working on to flip a switch beside the forge. Racks of tenpenny nails and trowels and hammers fold back to reveal the glittering points and edges of a score of swords and axes and spearpoints lit with the flicker of finely-tuned enchantments. "Shall we tour what's new?"
"What sort of occasion are we hosting, Master Whicke?" The Vintner asks, pocketing the coin with a sigh. "A funeral," you say.
"Ah, well perhaps something light to start, then," she says selecting a straight-walled flask that glitters with contained starlight, proof against the touch of the undead. " And something for remembrance," she plucks a small crock of something evil-smelling and phosphorescent. "And then something to really bring down the house." She gingerly selects a double ampoule of energetic looking jellies.
The Gourmand carefully runs his knife through the salted flank of a cockatrice with a pursing of the lips. "So many neglect trail rations, Master Whicke, and it is their shame. Paired with goldenwheat pancakes and carrion honey, a mouthful of cockatrice--properly seasoned of course--will keep the mummy rot at bay, even post-exposure. I have been given to indicate by the Management that your current escapade may make such information useful to you. I will of course wrap your purchases exceedingly carefully. Rot will be your constant companion in the Black Pyramid."
There's something here.
The last D20 Adventuring Party for City Council of Darkness is like a balm to me
because it's watching literally EVERY OTHER PLAYER AT THE TABLE, including Brennan, look at Beardsley and go "so, hey, what the fuck was that?" for ten solid minutes in between heaving bouts of cry-laughing,
and watching Beardsley duck and weave and desperately try to avoid the eventual explanations of 'my character is built like dogshit for this encounter' and 'I was creatively bankrupt because of it', is the funniest thing ever.
Even Brennan admitting that, immediately after introducing Richard Nixon (both in the picture early on, AND in the second last ep), the shark had been fully jumped and he had completely lost control in his ability to 'land the plane' of a successful narrative wrap to the campaign.
it's pure vindication for the feeling of how absolutely batshit off the rails the last act of the last episode felt, given that feeling was almost entirely mutual around the table.
"TENNO, WHAT HAS BECOME OF TAU?"
Uh... Us, Lotus.
Tau just... Became us.
Society. Class discrepancy. Drugs. Gambling. Crime. It's all there. The Sentients may have left home, but home never left the Sentients.
I fucking love Warframe, you guys. It never, ever, ever fails to surprise.
Shout out to our boy Matt Mercer voicing the 'protagonist' of the Tau story we get to play - Brysko, a Sentient noir detective doing the dirty work of one Albrecht Entrati.
Not to leave this in tags, but @idlenight pointed out what I thought was obvious, but I'll take it even one step further than simply 'as above so below'/'made in our image' - they're facing the same kinds of problems as us, just... Much worse, even if for a much more resilient people. And I think, based on what we've seen in The Old Peace, these problems do exist across all of Tau.
As far as we know from the Lore, Sentients aren't supposed to be independent individuals at all. The Orokin made them as extremely adaptive hivemind terraformers, and as far as we currently know, their 'sentience' was gained after reaching Tau, but before the Old War, when they collectively decided to try to wipe out the Orokin to protect Tau from them. But their sentience did not remove their hivemind.
In The Old Peace, we learn of the Tau-native xenoflora called the Bloom, whose pollen somehow grants Sentients temporary individuality, hence the brokering of The Old Peace treaty. When it runs out, though, they return to the Hivemind, which is dead set on wiping out 'The Orokin' (which, to remind all, is pretty much everything in the Origin system, regardless of how far removed we are from the Orokin proper).
There's an important possible link between the Sentients becoming sentient before The Old War, and the Bloom being native to Tau. Perhaps on arriving/terraforming Tau, some of the Sentients accidentally became individuals, gained 'sentience' (not quite the correct term for it but we'll roll with it I guess), but then rejoined the hivemind after the Bloom pollen wore off, spreading their altered perspective to the rest of the hivemind...
But this is the core threat to Sentient society, which has driven them to such human societal problems as classism, corruption, crime, and gambling - the hivemind never went away, and a worse problem got stacked on top of it. Their individuality is objectively temporary, and most/all the original Bloom production was killed off (on Perita, but it's implied to be the whole shebang) due to, essentially, greedy Orokin betrayal in the conflict around The Old Peace.
So they've made an artificial, narcotic-if-overused Bloom substitute, right? Keeping them from succumbing to the hivemind and becoming monsters again. But Brysko mentions something that hasn't been expressed by/around Sentients before - the nightmares, and the screaming...
... Because whatever this black rain is, it's reanimating the dead warframes and sentients all over the place, including old battlefields (so it may not be isolated to Fornax, either...)
... And those dead, reanimated Sentients... Lack the Bloom. They're in the Hivemind. The Sentient Hivemind is now full of screaming, rotting, undead Sentients, trapped in an eternal war with screaming, rotting, undead Orokin child soldier meat mechs.
Wouldn't you do anything to escape having that in your head forever? To escape the seeming inevitability that you'll all become part of it sooner or later?
Suddenly, a rain-slicked city full of crime, drug, and sin, doesn't seem so far fetched out in old Tau, does it?
So many people mad about it being the Drifter and not the Operator who's doing all the story stuff atm, and it's like, (spoilers if you're not at least up to the Drifter, obviously)
A: Chill, y'all. They're not going to leave the Operator in the dust. Who tf do you think is gonna pilot the Vessel when the time comes? It has to be the young traumatised atrophied child, or the Evangelion reference DE have been building to for more than a decade won't land!
B: The Operator is literally an atrophied, void-riddled, traumatised child. They have not, as far as we can see/tell, ever physically recovered from their extensive time in the Lua pod. Remember, we can never be 100% sure they are ever physically present when they use Transference, given what happens when they get shot up/'die'. As far as we know, they've possibly never physically left the pod, so are we really expecting them to go pick up the Lotus? They can barely pick themselves up - I don't think they have the leverage to make Wally second-guess itself like the Drifter does, either.
The Drifter was, both diagetically and non-diagetically, the way that DE chose to 'age up' the Operator without removing the Operator from the game, and (both literally and metaphorically) 'handing off' the adult work from the Operator to the Drifter - from the literal child to the adult, so DE don't have to constantly wonder if it's alright to be portraying a child doing all of this buck-wild stuff (like physical romance, I remind you) and maintain their ESRB M rating.
It was necessary, and I think it was necessary in the story as well; the Operator isn't ever going to drastically change or grow (to, say, the extent of the difference between the Operator and the Drifter), partly for actual narrative reasons (yet another Evangelion reference - stuck as children forever), and also specifically because of ludonarrative issues - it's a game that has to have so many things remain applicable and valid across the life of the game - old content, cosmetics, player entitlement, etc.
Whether you chose the Drifter or not, that part of the story is canon across all Tenno, and one of many surprisingly hard-locked points of the otherwise supposedly all-possibilities-filled 'Eternalism'.
There's also something to be said for leaving childhood behind, no matter how traumatising it was. You can bring it with you, but you'll never be, or stay, the same.
Your torch was passed on from your own Operator to you, the Drifter you are now, probably before you were ready to truly stand on your own two legs in this world.
But our Warframe Operator and Drifter have something that we didn't; The team at DE. And if it's one thing I've learned about DE after more than a decade, it's that I do trust them to make it worth while.
Have faith, Tenno. They are both You, and You Did Not Leave Yourself Behind. Trust Yourself.
But do it quickly, because
TAU IS IN SIGHT
I'm coming for you, Albrecht. If you can't fix your mistakes, I will. And I'll take more than a fucking finger.

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"TENNO, WHAT HAS BECOME OF TAU?"
Uh... Us, Lotus.
Tau just... Became us.
Society. Class discrepancy. Drugs. Gambling. Crime. It's all there. The Sentients may have left home, but home never left the Sentients.
I fucking love Warframe, you guys. It never, ever, ever fails to surprise.
Shout out to our boy Matt Mercer voicing the 'protagonist' of the Tau story we get to play - Brysko, a Sentient noir detective doing the dirty work of one Albrecht Entrati.
Reading the dev notes for Mina the Hollower has been a pretty stark reminder to consider the practical reasons for creative decisions. I was all "okay, but what are we really saying by making the protagonist a mouse", and then the devs are like "yeah, the main reason she's a mouse is because GBC-style sprites are tiny and her bigass ears make it easy for the player to tell which direction she's facing".
I love how the Elder Scrolls series had a race of hive-minded steampunk elves that were so aggressively anti-theistic that they built a synthetic god to act as an existential negative integer to all creation just to test the hypothesis that it could be cancelled out. But upon powering this synthetic god on, the inherent illogic and irrationality of apotheosis spread through the hive-mind like an atomic blast wave, and these elves who based their entire worldview in logic and rationality could no longer justify their own existence, and so they cancelled themselves out of the universal equation, in part proving their hypothesis in the process.
Fuck it. I'm sick, it's day fucking three of not being able to sleep. I want to know if what I have is caused by someone else or by my own fucking stupidity. Tests in-bound by noon tomorrow.
Probs gonna book a tele GP appt too. This cough is driving me insane.
s2g this whatever-I've-got is trying its damndest to kill me.
every remedy, every medicine I have, seems to get less effective on each use. i get less and less reprieve, the cough is less and less productive, the pain is just that bit more present.
this telehealth GP better gimme something fucking miraculous, or at least something that will fucking let me sleep. i could fall asleep inside of any ten second window, if not for this godsforsaken cough...
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH got that behind-the-counter shit. not a prescription but needs-ID kinda shit. cough obliterated. fuck yeah dawg. i'm fuckin sad I let it get this bad/go this long without good treatment, but I'm fuckin sitting pretty now, dawg!
Fuck it. I'm sick, it's day fucking three of not being able to sleep. I want to know if what I have is caused by someone else or by my own fucking stupidity. Tests in-bound by noon tomorrow.
Probs gonna book a tele GP appt too. This cough is driving me insane.
s2g this whatever-I've-got is trying its damndest to kill me.
every remedy, every medicine I have, seems to get less effective on each use. i get less and less reprieve, the cough is less and less productive, the pain is just that bit more present.
this telehealth GP better gimme something fucking miraculous, or at least something that will fucking let me sleep. i could fall asleep inside of any ten second window, if not for this godsforsaken cough...

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Fuck it. I'm sick, it's day fucking three of not being able to sleep. I want to know if what I have is caused by someone else or by my own fucking stupidity. Tests in-bound by noon tomorrow.
Probs gonna book a tele GP appt too. This cough is driving me insane.
.... Yeah. Thirteen episodes and a 'whatever you fuckin want I guess' is good enough for me. I'll just... Headcanon... That last episode into something.... Else.