ROLEPLAY AND GET IN FIGHTS

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

ARG ARG AHR AHHH AHRR

next time you fuck around i'll cast gun

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

sent my dumb fuck heir to fight a hopelessly outnumbered battle so he dies and his brother can inherit but then he started doing some musou shit & won so like what the fuck do i even do at this point

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

jerk off and moan like a girl in my enchanted grove hideout? that's not what it's for

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough