Deliciousness at Elsewhere University

AND DON’T FRICKIN KILL ANYBODY!

It is early afternoon and the September sun gently shines on the campus of Elsewhere University. You don’t know why you are here- shut up, they do know, all of them sent their applications silly. Wind is blowing only slightly and the weather is kind to those souls who wish to spend their day only in shirt and a sweater. The only exception seems to be the North dorm which – is a dwelling of winter spirits, a frozen place where summer’s heat never – has problems with air conditioning. Some of you are new, some of you are more experienced, but all of you are college students – among those silly humans dwell – I said all. College students as a rule don’t tend to be very prepared for life. They don’t know how to properly wash their clothes, their room could use a service of a cleaning lady - they don’t wear their iron – and they are spending their money on unhealthy fast foods meals and snacks from vending machines. You may have come here to learn many things, to catch real word in a glass lenses of a camera, to capture moving creatures on a canvas, to vow beautiful words like a yarn into a mesmerizing pattern, - to take those that belong rightfully to you, those that foolishly promised – but right now, you are going to learn how to bake and cook.

Good morning my precious little members, Tomorrow we have our first cooking lesson, since no one wrote me we will be baking one cheesecake which I suspect will be eaten during the meeting. Unfortunately I have some dealings in the evening, so I will have to leave at half past four (4:30 p.m. Central time) I thought we could meet at three o'clock?

For our session next week I have prepared recipe for cheescake which I have from my mum. I am looking forward to trying to bake it here because it was always a nightmare with our oven. I will bring the supplies myself this week for one cheescake, if you want more cakes, let me know and we will work something out.