bite me.

congratulations again on that wedding! i haven't recovered from these news yet!! how is married life treating you baby?

Thank you. It is the best. I feel so lucky. And congrats on you, literal mother, I am crazy happy for you. How are you feeling?

I think you made them beg for it a little more than usual, babe. But I think everyone is just excited that you played it. Although if you don't play it at your next shows... you might have an uprising of the gays. Getting to make out with you is a pretty big perk of being a groupie.

Oops, wish I was sorry but I am not. It's fun to watch them get a little crazy. Uprising of the gays sounds fun but I bring it out a few more times, so hopefully I have pleased the gays. You are the hottest groupie I could ask for. Thank you for joining me around festival season. Getting to play all these shows and see you in a bikini? Hot as fuck.

And he wonders where all his money went. This one is going to stick. she has her own money and we have a little girl. She's a lot younger than I am but we vibe together.

I would love to see how much alimony he pays out a month. Ha! I love this. I am confident that it is going to stick as well. The vibes are all that matters.

I can only imagine what that would've been like. We might've just been the unstoppable Broadway duo or something. But I think we can be pretty proud of our careers at the moment too. I mean, world tours for you, that's pretty amazing. Thanks for that ego boost there, but them going back into the archives isn't the best thing. Who knows what they'll find?! That's good to hear, I'm glad. Me? Not really no, but I also haven't really been looking. Been a little bit too busy for all of that.

We really might have been. Maybe with you by my side Broadway would not have chewed me up and spit me out. I think we can be. I am so lucky to tour the world with my music and I thought I was done with acting but I might be back on your screen soon. I know there is some videos out there of us that just don't need to see the light of day. Too busy being TV's hottest new heartthrob? What a life, Tonio.

That is what they say and it looks to be true for me. My father recently got divorced for the fifth time. I was afraid I was going to tie his record. Thank you, it feels great.

Fifth time? Jeez. At least you aren't there and sounds like this one is the one that is going to stick. I believe in you.

Being in the crowd when you started to play Too Well was something of an experience, baby. I think everyone just about passed out and it wasn't because of the heat. I'm so proud of you for everything that you're doing and I'm ready to be a groupie while you perform these festivals. @reneerxpp

You know what I am like, I like to make them beg for it. But the reaction was more than even I thought would happen. It means so much you are here with me during festival season. Looking out at the crowd and seeing my wife? The best. The only thing better is when we get to make out backstage.

Alright, I'll take comfort in that then. We did have some good times back in the day. Kinf of miss the videos we used to make singing those songs. And I'm always going to appreciate you too. Oh please, that's not happening right now. Think they like the idea of Logan more than me. It does sound very grown up but I'm happy for you. As long as she makes you happy, that's all that matters.

You should. If you had the right parts, we would have been unstoppable. Oh my god, yes. Every so often they do the rounds n the internet. Mainly because you are the hot, young thing of the moment so people are going back into the archives. Shut up, that is not true. Thank you. She does, makes me very happy, I am very lucky. Is there anyone making you happy these days?

Exactly and now her and I have a beautiful little girl and the best life together. No regrets. It took me three times to get marriage right but I couldn't be happier.

Well, they do say third time is the charm, right? I love that you found the right one. Feels pretty damn cool, doesn't it?

Now we're talking. I knew there had to be at least one sensible person on my side here. If I set out to go somewhere and accidentally end up somewhere cooler, that's not getting lost. That's free bonus adventure. My GPS might disagree, but my heart knows I'm right. I appreciate the support, Renee. Together we can continue enabling terrible navigation habits.

Like, did the intended venue even matter that much? It sounds like that was where you were meant to be all along and I love that for you. You know what, I've wanted to throw my GPS out of the car before, that thing can be a sassy bitch. I love this. I feel we are meant to be let loose in the wild.

Okay, I need an honest answer. If someone gets lost in London, ends up somewhere completely different than where they were trying to go, but has a pretty good time anyway... does that still count as getting lost? Because I'm trying to decide whether my afternoon was an adventure or a complete failure. What's your verdict? @reneerxpp

I would say yes, it still counts as getting lost but if the outcome is better than what was intended, then it was not at all a failure. Sometimes the best plans are the ones we don't expect so I would say you are winner here.

Makes me feel like we need to have a little celebration of our live with friends and family. I'm glad that the movie is wrapping up so we can be home again and in our own space.

Oh yeah? That sounds like fun. Would be like getting to marry you all over again. And I know some people are mad they weren't there for it. Me too, it will be nice to rest in the home that is ours.

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