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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

mace-from-outerspace

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian

You better watch out

xxdemigod-warriorxx

My girl ✨✨👌🦁

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miseducatedmelanicmuse

adahjones

BIIIIIIITCH

nanningbee

#amen to that #just raise your kids to be decent humans #no matter their gender

therealraewest

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

therealraewest

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

blackjackgabbiani

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

therealraewest

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off

#important

theonion

bakexprayxlove

I'm still in bed on this Daylight Savings and I already feel this.

#relatable af

jackthebard

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

sourcedumal

shuttersmiley

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

foxsan-deactivated20140515

Isaac Asimov.

sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

cryptovalid

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

gunthatshootsennui

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

deathcomes4u

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

velocigrey-deactivated20160825

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

geekinlibrariansclothing

Got that?

bettieleetwo

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

la-knight

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

athenadark

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

thepsychicclam

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

ladynorbert

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

fragments-of-sappho

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

#important #literature #science fiction #authors

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misstanwyck

annetdonahue

The importance of consent: a narrative.

maxontrax

I will forever reblog this gifset.

forsciencejohn

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

yamumsahamster

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

avatargrimes

fire cannot kill a dragon.

#aspirations #consent

prideprejudce

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

@heretic-borne

OMG, I love this!

Oh my God, I'm crying

#to be fair #the devil would get me for a built in china cabinet #and a screened verandah #funny bone

erynwen

bakexprayxlove

Mood.

#relatable af #starfleet #sign me up

Personal space? What personal space?

#he needs to be touching her at all times #mushroom #hera #life with cats #my pics

gpointe

just like in the movie

#lanterns #night sky #tangled vibes #so beautiful #lights

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talesfromtreatment

She’s so feral. Clearly unadoptable. Will never tame. /sarcasm

After a week of tx: Force The Love BID, it seems to have worked. There’s a little hiss when she sees you, but …

bakexprayxlove

Oooooh, we've had feral kittens come in even with well socialized mothers. Force the Love is promptly prescribed BID and Every Single Person is required to spend several minutes administering cuddles, affection, and handling throughout the day.

Some days this job is ruff :P

#kittens #shelter worker life #aninal shelter

When it's the dead of winter at the shelter and your boss announces a massive influx of exotics being transferred in tomorrow:

#the count includes 11 guinea pigs and 53 birds #send halp #animal shelter #shelter worker life #veterinary #let's do this

abs0luteb4stard

TAKE MY MONEY 💰

#john wick #movie trailer #i love me some keanu reeves #men in suits

When your niece wants you to read her bedtime story, but that story is a picture book of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" and you can't sing to save your soul... You sing it anyway.

Every. Single. Verse.

#tone deaf #hearing impaired #i did my best #my niece #family

memesandlaughs

#where is the lie #family is weird #my father's uncle cheated with my mother's sister in law #before they ever met #the family drama was epic

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ursulaismymiddlename

One of kiddo’s fave dinosaur vids is a T-Rex and Spinosaurus arguing who is the strongest. And every time I see it, I ask myself “Wasn’t that the plot of Jurassic Park 3?”

bakexprayxlove

Oh my god 😆

#this is gold #legit tho #jurassic park

misquotedmtolympus

Rhea: [to anyone in the pantheon] Darling, you’re family. So I think you’ll understand why I’m telling you that you’re a total idiot.

bakexprayxlove

I never really reblog from my side blogs, but honestly, I'm feeling the painful truth of this misquote from Rhea >.>

#reblog #rhea #misquoted: letters to juliet #sideblog: misquoted mt olympus #when you're the mother of the olympians #zeus in particular #shit happens #greek mythology

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