~Monster Kitty~

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

werewolf who looks like they're asleep but their tail wags a little bit every time you say something or talk to yourself because they love the sound of your voice that much.