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reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

@olliemcgr

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

fellow canadians: have you been seeing a big push of military advertisements lately? i’ve been seeing it in netflix ads, out and about, today my brother came home with a branded carabiner. it’s really strange, i can’t recall a time canadian forces have Ever been this prevalent

There was a Canadian armed forces booth at concert band nationals…

she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

@its-celery just thought you’d like this

There is always someone worse than you at the thing you’re doing. It’s called the person who isn’t doing it.