🥯날씨 good 기분 up🥯

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

iron man 1 really went and said that america is the true villain of the middle east while george fucking bush was still in office which is why it’ll stay the biggest dick energy movie that marvel will ever make

#iron man movies always expose american ugliness that’s why he’s so popular in the rest of the world (van-dyne)

Never not surprised at how well they seem to suit each other.

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

But good at doing it